Friday, September 9, 2011

The Joys of Shopping

Since Sam (the best helper in the world) has went to school, I am now attempting to do all my errands with the twins in tow. I haven't really taken them out in public a lot because.. well, because it is SO much work. I tried to grocery shop the other day and that was a joke!! It went like this...


Colton on hip, Alex in cart.
Colton too squirmy, traded places with the calmer child.
Colton, the escape artist, exits seat and is now trying to exit cart face first.
Alex grabbing items off shelf when I am attending to Colton.
Can't drive cart with stupid, gimpy arm, so switch Alex to different hip.
Almost drop Alex with stupid, gimpy arm, Colton screaming because of purposely too tight belt.
After small amount of groceries (which I only got half on what was on my list) unloaded from cart, I realize my purse is in car!! Are you kidding me!

Not to mention, the WHOLE time I am getting the freak show stares and questions from strangers. 
-"Wow, you have your hands full"  No shit!!
-"Are they both yours?" No, I am just a glutton for punishment! I randomly pick up babies to take shopping
-"You don't look like you could possibly have twins." 
If you had to grocery shop with these two, weight would drop like melted butter!
-"They don't look alike."  How astute...
-"My thirtieth cousin from my great-great aunt had twins" 
Excuse me, do I look like I give a crap? I kinda have my hands full!
-Either, "I would have loved twins" or "I want twins" You got the "loved" twins right! Love goes out the window as soon as you are pregnant with the little buggers (I am seriously kidding!) You want twins? Here are two right here for the taking!! I'll be expecting your call from the insane asylum in about two hours!
-"This one looks like Blaine but who does the other look like?" 
To which, I would love to answer, "My lover"

AAAAAHHHHHH!!!!


Life would be so much simpler if I had a sign like this!

Fine Print: To those who are now questioning my love and devotion of my boys, I am completely in love with them and wouldn't trade them for anything in the whole wide world. Just was a crazy moment in my day!
To those who are now afraid to ask questions..don't be, I usually love the questions and the chance to show them off!

Tuesday, August 9, 2011

We made it!

 Sunday was the big 1st birthday party. I cannot believe that time went by so fast. It seems like mere months ago, they were this big...


And now they are this big!
 

The chocolate cupcake was a huge hit! 
 Done in record time!

 Believe it or not but this was as dirty as Alex got!

 This was the only second that they showed interest in the presents

Custom made t-shirts by yours truly

Grandpa Big brought the biggest hit of the day. They are obsessed with these!

It was such a wonderful day filled with family and friends. We are just so lucky to have Alex & Colton in our lives. We must have done something right to have such blessings. 
We love you both so very much!

Saturday, July 30, 2011

Oh, the stress...

For the past two very long months we have been dealing with medical problems with Sam.

It started on Memorial Weekend, when Sam casually commented, "Mom, my one eye is blurry and I can't see out of it." I dismissed it and told him to rub it and I forgot about it until we were shooting the BB gun and I noticed that he was looking down the barrel with the other eye. After further talking with him, his eye had been that way for several days. Geez, he tells us on a Saturday night and a weekend no less!!! Well, obviously, with our luck and the medical crap going on in our family, Blaine & I took him immediately into the ER.The doctor looked at it and said that he believed that it was a retinal detachment and we needed to get it fix that night if not in the morning. So Sunday morning, we rushed down to IF to an eye surgeon. After an hour and half of finding nothing, Dr. Anderson said that he believed that something was pushing on Sam's optical nerve.

GASP!!! That is one thing no parent wants to hear. My legs were jello and all I could think was God COULD NOT do this to us! We have been through so much and to have my sweet boy sick was just too damn much!

My sweet loving little boy was such a rock star! Blaine,the veteran,explained to him what a MRI was, what they were looking for and he had to hold still. Yea, right!!! The MRI tech took one look at Sam and cringed probably at the thought of doing one on a little kid. However, it didn't take him long to see that Sam was cooperative and willing to do whatever was asked of him. I was able to go into the room with him and was able to talk to him and hold his beautiful little foot. I was doing really well at holding it together but halfway into the MRI, I couldn't control my tears anymore. They just kept coming and there was nothing in this world I could do to stop them. I thought that Sam couldn't see me in his tunnel but I looked in there and tears were rolling down his little face. It broke my heart that I could not fix it. When it came to the IV, the tech wasn't able to let Sam see the needle or what he was doing because he still was in the Hannibal Lector mask. Sam started crying saying over and over again, "Let me see. Let me see." Luckily, it only took a few seconds and we were off and running to the next phase of the MRI. Afterwards, we were able to see the scans of his perfect little brain and joked with Sam that now there was no reason that he couldn't think because there is an actual brain in there!

After four agonizing hours, the Dr called to tell us that Sam's little brain was perfectly normal. I cannot begin to express how absolutely wonderful that was to hear when we were expecting the absolute worse and with my family's history of cancer, we were convinced that this was a battle that was inevitable. There was also no lesions, which ruled out MS. Whew!! When we called everyone to tell them the good news, Sam told them in this sweet innocent little voice, "I don't have any tumors." I swear it sounded just like Arnold Schwarzenegger.  It was the funniest thing ever.

We were told to keep an eye on Sam and to alert the doctor if anything else shows up. Well, two days later he was up all night with a horrendous headache. Crap!!! I had to take the twins to Idaho Falls to get their hearing checked that day also so I called Dr. Anderson's office to get an appointment and was told to take him to a doctor ASAP. During this time of being on the phone, the twins were failing their test because of them both having ear infections. Are you kidding me?!?!? Just beat me while I'm down!!

I called the clinic in Driggs to see Dr. Horrocks to be told he was booked solid for the whole week. Well, that's when I totally lost it. I was sobbing uncontrollably. Poor Patty Lyons!! I explained to her that the twins both had ear infections and Sam had to see the doctor immediately. God bless her and Laurel Ricks, they squeezed me in and even came out to the car to help me with my troop. I can only imagine what we looked like. Me with my red eyes, the twins screaming because of the long car ride and Sam crying also. As if I wasn't a freak show enough!

After antibiotics and an appointment with a pediatric neurologist, the waiting game began. Sam's appointment wasn't until the end of June so I continued to give him medicine to help him with his headaches and I kept a food and activity journal. As if there wasn't enough on my plate between physical therapy three times a week and swimming lessons twice a week.

Fast forward to the neurologist appointment, where he had no idea what it could be and ordered a crap load of blood tests and an EEG (seizure test) to rule out strokes, auto-immune, cancer, infections and seizures. Sam did so awesome on the blood tests. He didn't make a peep. He laid there and watched the needle go in and everything. Proud Mom Moment!

This last Wednesday, we had to be in Idaho Falls for the EEG. His appointment was at 9:00 p.m., that's right at night! He was hooked up to so many wires. What was originally to take 1 1/2 hours to 2 hours, only took us one. There were a couple of blips on the screen that looked really scary but the tech wasn't able to tell us anything, of course, but I still asked. Grandma Zohner, who by the way has been the ultimate babysitter and God Send, came with me to keep me awake on the drive home, which by the time we got to Piney Pass, I was very grateful for.


Yesterday, Blaine was able to go to the Neurologist appointment. Once again legs were jello and stomach was in knots. We had to wait for 40 minutes, which I had totally convinced myself that he was avoiding us because he hates to give people bad news. Just when Blaine & I were ready to tear apart the room, Dr. Castellano came in to tell us that everything came back normal on the blood tests (YEA!!!) and the EEG had a few questionable blips (See, I knew it) but it was nothing definitive. We are just to keep a close eye on him and see Dr. Castellano in a month!! Woohoo!! While we still don't know what is causing the blurriness in his one eye, we now know that the worst things are ruled out and anything else is doable.

Last night, I slept like I haven't slept since I was heavily medicated after my surgery. Words cannot describe how relieved Blaine & I are, not to mention our families.


Sam, we love you to the Milky Way and back. Even beyond that but I don't know anything past the Milky Way :)

Wednesday, July 6, 2011

Whirlwind Weekend

The 4th of July weekend was crazy busy. Between two cookouts, a trip to see the Huntsman extravaganza, a ride into hunting camp and the 4th of July festivities, we were going non-stop. It was one of the first times that we have really been able to really show off the twins and show them off we did! 

 Ohhhh, this looks so yummy!! They are finally starting to like grass! Almost too much or so their diapers say!!

  This gives me a warm fuzzy!!

 Their hero!!


 Your dad gave you licorice!?!?!

 This was the first time we took the babies on a 4 wheeler ride. Alex thought the Baby Bjorn was a bouncer and he literally jumped the entire way into camp! They both giggled and squealed the whole way in!! It was so much fun!






Fireworks were a big hit for all the boys in the family. I believe that I am surrounded by a bunch of pyros! 

We had a great weekend. It is so much fun to immerse the twins into all these firsts. While they might not have enjoyed every minute and not remember any of it, Blaine, Sam & I are enjoying it enough for them. Who would have thought that we would be able to do this all again. We are so blessed...

Monday, June 27, 2011

Toilet Paper Capers

This is what happens when a certain 9 year old leaves the bathroom door open with a brand new roll of toilet paper! Note: Sam believes that once the toilet paper is off the roll, it is unusable and proceeds to get yet another one out of the cupboard. AAAHHHH!

 
Look, Mama! Aren't you so proud? (Um, not really.)

This is not first and certainly not the last of the Toilet Paper Capers!

Wednesday, June 22, 2011

Two Month Flashback

Here's a quick glimpse into the last two months...

 Monkeys in a cage
 (This was the first and last time they actually enjoyed this) 

 Love the blue eyes!!


 
 This was my attempt at 9 month pictures. It didn't go so well!

 Mr. Squishy Face!

 I could kiss whoever made the swings like this!!


Our very own "Dead Eye Dick"

Saturday, April 30, 2011

Can you say......

*#%@!!!!!

I have been lax on my blogging lately for some very good reasons:


This was March and I do mean ALL of March:



First, Sam spent a week home with a really bad cold that turned into RSV for the twins. Meaning one month solitary confinement to our house + oxygen + separating the twins for the first time. Thankfully, though, no hospitalization was required and other than being completely terrifying both are doing very well and they have now moved onto crawling and climbing!


Then at the beginning of April, I had the brilliant idea of going skiing with Blaine & Sam and then this happened.....


This is my elbow...my super bionic elbow. That, my friends, is some very expensive titanium in my arm! This is what happens when your snowboarding skills are lacking and arm meets hard packed snow with body still in motion. This means three months physical therapy + a knarly scar that's 8 " long + calling Richard & Betty to come babysit me and the babies for possibly two months or more.

All in all these equals SHIT!!!!! There is no other word in the English language that would come close to explaining the last two months. Fingers crossed for this next month.